simple times crafts for poor people
simple times crafts for poor people

simple times crafts for poor people

amy sedaris
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  • author: amy sedaris
  • paperback
  • number of pages: 304
  • dimensions: 8.5 x 10.13 x 1 in / 21.59 x 25.7302 x 2.54 cm

estimated shipping date: 7-10 days from date of purchase

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about this book:

It’s often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. In Simple Times, Amy Sedaris sets the record straight and delivers a book that will forever change the world of crafting. Demonstrating that crafting is one of life’s more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters.

You will discover how to make popular crafts such as Pompom Ringworms and Seashell Toilet Seat Covers, all while avoiding the most common crafting accidents (sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat). You will cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, with many more recipes and craft ideas that will inspire you to create your very own hastily constructed obscure d’arts.

  • author: amy sedaris
  • paperback
  • number of pages: 304
  • dimensions: 8.5 x 10.13 x 1 in / 21.59 x 25.7302 x 2.54 cm

estimated shipping date: 7-10 days from date of purchase

browse the full moonlight book club here

about this book:

It’s often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. In Simple Times, Amy Sedaris sets the record straight and delivers a book that will forever change the world of crafting. Demonstrating that crafting is one of life’s more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters.

You will discover how to make popular crafts such as Pompom Ringworms and Seashell Toilet Seat Covers, all while avoiding the most common crafting accidents (sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat). You will cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, with many more recipes and craft ideas that will inspire you to create your very own hastily constructed obscure d’arts.

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please note: international customs fees will be the responsibility of the buyer and will vary based on location. consult your local customs office for international import fees.

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